Incoming call from withheld
(It appeared as withheld when u register your phone number to be private)
A friend of mine is using this kind of service.
Without thinking much, I answered it with bo-song-people-kacau-me-sleeping tone.
Jason : Wtf? Apa lu mau? I'm sleeping leh...Go kacau ur dear la
(Wtf? What do u wan?I' m sleeping.Go disturb your dear.)
Withheld:先生﹐你會說華語嗎﹖
(Mr, can u speak Mandarin?)
Jason : Oi,NOT FUNNY OK?You want me whack you izit? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Withheld:先生﹐你會說華語嗎﹖我是中國@*#*$集團的秘書。
(Mr,Can you speak Mandarin? I 'm a secretary China's @*#*^# Company.)
Jason : POLICE LAH!!!!WA AI KUN LA~~ MAI LAI LUAN WA LA!!!!
(Please la!! I WANT TO SLEEP LA! DONT DISTURV ME LA)
With that, I ended the call and continue my sleep :)
The next moment, my handphone rang again.
But, this time, it is different from the previous call.The lady on the phone no longer gave me any chance to interrupt her and continued her cock and bull story.
Withheld:先生﹐你會說華語嗎﹖我是中國@*#*$集團的秘書。恭喜你﹗你贏得了400千美金﹗(Mr,Can you speak Mandarin? I 'm a secretary China's @*#*^# Company.You just
won USD 400k)
Jason : 是是是....
(yes yes yes...)
Withheld:我說恭喜你﹗你贏得了400千美金﹗
(I said you just won yourself USD 400k)
WOW!!!400k..not RM is USD!... More than 1million Ringgit!!OMG
400k Usd~woooohooo
I started thinking about ways of spending those money :) $.$
A brand new PS3 for myself perhaps?
Or a mansion for my family?Withheld:先生﹐你還在嗎﹖
(Are you there?)
Jason :是。怎﹖
(Yes.Anything?)
Withheld:恭喜你噢﹗
(Congrats)
Jason :噢﹐謝謝。真的有這樣大只
katak跳在路上meh?
(O?Thankyou.By the way, really got so lucky thing happen meh?)
Withheld:什麼﹖
(What?)
Jason :Err..我說我好幸運。。難怪有人說財神爺無所不在。
(I said I m damn lucky.God of wealth everywhere huh?)
And this time, you can even heard the song "財神到" in the phone...woo... Happy CNY :)
So, even though I fancy of having so much money, I still know that was a scam. I read KennySia.com ok?In case, you scammer out there don't know who is Kenny Sia... Here
And how kenny made fun of those idiots appeared in my sea of thought and i decided to have fun as well :)
Jason :那要怎樣拿錢﹖
(So,how can I take the money?)
Withheld﹕首先﹐告訴我你的名字
(Firstly, tell me your name)
Jason :噢﹖曹操。
(O? cao cao)
Withheld﹕什麼﹖
(What?)
Jason :曹操是我爺爺。
(I mean cao cao is my grandfather)
Withheld﹕真的嗎﹖
(Really?) <------ Still ask really... no doubt u really dumb! cao cao died so long dy..aiyoo Jason :是啊。我叫曹幾百
(Yea..My name is CaoCibai)
Withheld﹕那﹐曹幾百先生。麻煩你將你英文名字告訴我因為我們要轉帳到你戶口。
(Can you give us your name in english to make us easier to transfer money to your account)
Jason :你不是不會英語嗎﹖
(I thought you don't english?)
Withheld﹕你拼出來就好了。
(You spell it for me can already)
Jason :噢﹐C-a-o 空格C-i-b-a-i.
(O.C-a-o spacing C-i-b-a-i)
Withheld﹕是 C-a-o C-i-b-a-i 嗎﹖
(Izit C-a-o C-i-b-a-i?)
Jason :是是... 沒錯。你知道唱曹操 的林俊杰嗎﹖
(Yea..correct..Do you know the singer JJ who sing cao cao song?")
Withheld﹕知道。怎樣﹖
(Yea, why?)
Jason :沒有啦﹐其實他是我哥哥。
(nothing..he is my brother actually)
She also confused with what I said already. With cao cao as my grandfather and JJ as my bro, my background sure complicated :)
Withheld﹕林俊杰不是姓林嗎﹖
(I thought JJ's surname is lim)
Jason :沒有啦﹐ 他本來姓曹啊。
(Nola.. his actual surname is cao)
Withheld﹕是嗎﹖噢。對了﹐曹先生﹐你必需要付我們區區的RM5000因為這是手續的一部份。
(O.Really?Mr cao, you are required to pay us rm5k for the process of sending you the money)
Jason :我沒錢啊。怎麼付﹖
(I got no money.How to pay?)
Withheld﹕那我們只好把你的獎金送給別人了。
(Then we got no choice but to let other people to win your prize money)
Jason :我沒有。。我哥哥有啊。。你笨蛋啊你﹖
(I don't have.. but my bro got... you idiot izit?)
Withheld﹕那最好不過﹐400千美金是個大筆錢。。我也希望你得。
(It will be better in this case..I do hope you can get this sum of prize money)
She hope to get my rm5000 actually.. still keh si keh si... ~.~"
Jason :那好的。轉入你戶口嗎﹖
(Then ok...Transfer the money to your account?)
Withheld﹕是的。
(Yes.)
Jason :不好意思﹐我接個來電。。。你等等嘔。
(Sorry.Will you excuse me? I answer a call..Wait me k)
Withheld﹕好的。
(Ok..)
Leaving my phone on my desk with my pc speaker on with voices of drama, I went out to cinema and watch movie.
When I came back and saw my handphone call entry.. I was laughing like mad..
She waited me for almost 45 minutes...She must be thinking the voices in drama is me :P
SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!!
YOU call me YOU PAY IT!!!
Geez... instead of earning my rm5000.. you lost your money for calling me from china to malaysia...
Bravo... good job :)
(Are you there?)
Jason :是。怎﹖
(Yes.Anything?)
Withheld:恭喜你噢﹗
(Congrats)
Jason :噢﹐謝謝。真的有這樣大只
katak跳在路上meh?
(O?Thankyou.By the way, really got so lucky thing happen meh?)
Withheld:什麼﹖
(What?)
Jason :Err..我說我好幸運。。難怪有人說財神爺無所不在。
(I said I m damn lucky.God of wealth everywhere huh?)
And this time, you can even heard the song "財神到" in the phone...woo... Happy CNY :)
So, even though I fancy of having so much money, I still know that was a scam. I read KennySia.com ok?In case, you scammer out there don't know who is Kenny Sia... Here
And how kenny made fun of those idiots appeared in my sea of thought and i decided to have fun as well :)Jason :那要怎樣拿錢﹖
(So,how can I take the money?)
Withheld﹕首先﹐告訴我你的名字
(Firstly, tell me your name)
Jason :噢﹖曹操。
(O? cao cao)
Withheld﹕什麼﹖
(What?)
Jason :曹操是我爺爺。
(I mean cao cao is my grandfather)
Withheld﹕真的嗎﹖
(Really?) <------ Still ask really... no doubt u really dumb! cao cao died so long dy..aiyoo Jason :是啊。我叫曹幾百
(Yea..My name is CaoCibai)
Withheld﹕那﹐曹幾百先生。麻煩你將你英文名字告訴我因為我們要轉帳到你戶口。
(Can you give us your name in english to make us easier to transfer money to your account)
Jason :你不是不會英語嗎﹖
(I thought you don't english?)
Withheld﹕你拼出來就好了。
(You spell it for me can already)
Jason :噢﹐C-a-o 空格C-i-b-a-i.
(O.C-a-o spacing C-i-b-a-i)
Withheld﹕是 C-a-o C-i-b-a-i 嗎﹖
(Izit C-a-o C-i-b-a-i?)
Jason :是是... 沒錯。你知道唱曹操 的林俊杰嗎﹖
(Yea..correct..Do you know the singer JJ who sing cao cao song?")
Withheld﹕知道。怎樣﹖
(Yea, why?)
Jason :沒有啦﹐其實他是我哥哥。
(nothing..he is my brother actually)
She also confused with what I said already. With cao cao as my grandfather and JJ as my bro, my background sure complicated :)Withheld﹕林俊杰不是姓林嗎﹖
(I thought JJ's surname is lim)
Jason :沒有啦﹐ 他本來姓曹啊。
(Nola.. his actual surname is cao)
Withheld﹕是嗎﹖噢。對了﹐曹先生﹐你必需要付我們區區的RM5000因為這是手續的一部份。
(O.Really?Mr cao, you are required to pay us rm5k for the process of sending you the money)
Jason :我沒錢啊。怎麼付﹖
(I got no money.How to pay?)
Withheld﹕那我們只好把你的獎金送給別人了。
(Then we got no choice but to let other people to win your prize money)
Jason :我沒有。。我哥哥有啊。。你笨蛋啊你﹖
(I don't have.. but my bro got... you idiot izit?)
Withheld﹕那最好不過﹐400千美金是個大筆錢。。我也希望你得。
(It will be better in this case..I do hope you can get this sum of prize money)
She hope to get my rm5000 actually.. still keh si keh si... ~.~"
Jason :那好的。轉入你戶口嗎﹖
(Then ok...Transfer the money to your account?)
Withheld﹕是的。
(Yes.)
Jason :不好意思﹐我接個來電。。。你等等嘔。
(Sorry.Will you excuse me? I answer a call..Wait me k)
Withheld﹕好的。
(Ok..)
Leaving my phone on my desk with my pc speaker on with voices of drama, I went out to cinema and watch movie.
When I came back and saw my handphone call entry.. I was laughing like mad..
She waited me for almost 45 minutes...She must be thinking the voices in drama is me :P
SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!!
YOU call me YOU PAY IT!!!
Geez... instead of earning my rm5000.. you lost your money for calling me from china to malaysia...
Bravo... good job :)
