The standard of Engerish English is getting ” BETTER” and “BETTER” nowadays. I’ve been flipping through all those funny Engerish English all over the world.
Let’s see some of these i came across a while ago.
The signboard tells us “It is ancient to pack photo”.
I kinda agree with that since nowadays human being TAKE PHOTO and not packing photo.It is understandable since only ancient people pack photo.Modern people like us take photos.Hmm, nice try.
“Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying.Thanks for your corporation”
WOW .Those uncountable mistakes(actually is countable, i just kinda lazy to point up my little fingers and count 1, 2 ,3…..)1st, how come the “K” in every Keep in that sentence must be capital letter?The spelling of cooperation is TOO RIDICULOUS as long as it sounds the same is OK for them.Wtf? “Keep table cleaned after dying” means after you die, you must keep the table clean.Is there any resurrection stones or resurrection skills in this world?Hah!Perhaps, the restaurant got their own shaman to resurrect every single customer that eat their food and die on spot and the shaman will resurrect them just to clean up the table and kill them again after they had done the cleaning.
“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death $200 Fine“
There is no exceptional of not paying the fine for touching the wires even if you are dead.
“No Smorking”
I’m sure the signboard is telling us not to smork smoke.
“Auto Rock”
The japaneses are great in inventing weird thingy aren’t they? The door will auto rock instead of auto lock.When you close the door, the door will shake up and down , right and left automatically.What a great invention.No wonder Malaysia launched the programme called ” Pandang Ke Timur” Gambateh JAPANESES!
