Gossip Girl

If you heard about Veronica Mars, then you sure know about gossip girl.
For Veronica Mars' fan, it must be a bad news ya, knowing that Veronica Mars come to an end in only 3 seasons.Hah...What a waste..
and CW had decided to replace Veronica Mars with another drama, Gossip Girl...

Just watched 2 episodes of it,not bad for me.....
now waiting Episode 3 which will be out tonite...

So you guys out there that never know about this, why not giving it a try?

Blake Lively as Serena van der Woodsen


Leighton Meester as Blair Waldorf


Taylor Momsen as Jenny Humprey

Penn Badgley as Dan Humprey

Chace Crawford as Nate Archibald
Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass

千里之外 改版 欠我十块

Maybe some of you have seen this b4...
But i must share this out..
So hilarious...

Kenot tahan dy la..
Hahahaha...
Personally, I converted the video into medium quality cos the file is too big.
Mark that voice...It might be same like Jay but not his...
Enjoy

Laugh and the whole world laugh with u ^_^

This is the BEST doctor....

Laugh...and Laugh...

Forwarded jokes....
Do not proceed if you are under 18...



Under 18 is not allowed....



Visit at your own risk.....


Read at your own risk.....


Blame no one after you read......


Keen in knowing what is down there?



Scrool down slowly......



Patience is virtue.....



Lets get started~!






JOk3 oN3

Ahbeng Looking for Wife

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say "WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!!

JOk3 T\/\/0
Ahbeng and Ahlian has been married for 20+ yrs ledi by now both of them also in their 50s ... so one day they sat down like usual to have their dinner ......

Ahbeng is at the dinner table with his wife Ahlian and their son (Lobert) and daughter (Lulu) whois in their teens, suddenly Lobert ask Ahbeng, “oi oldman! I curious hor …. How many kinda nenens are there in this world ar ?”

Ahbeng think think for a while then he give Lobert his wise answer

Ahbeng : there is 3 kinda nenens in this world, in the 20’s a girl nenens is like a melon ROUND and FIRM! In their 30s and 40s its like pears, still NICE and JUICY but SAGGING abit ledi la … then the last one is after 50s their nenens is like ONIONS.

Lobert : Onions ??? Why Onions ??

Ahbeng : Yes Onion, bcoz if look at them long enuff it will make u cry….
Lobert :



This conversation makes Ahlian and Lulu tulan ledi, so in retaliation Lulu asked her mum :

Lulu : Ahmah, how many types of jiao jiao is there in this world?

Ahlian : Well doter, lets see … a man in his 20s is like an oak tree STRONG, POWDERFOOL and HARD! Then there is man in theirs 30s and 40s which is like a birch FLEXIBLE but still RELIABLE

Lulu : then after that is what ?

Ahlian : After that would be like your dad whois in his 50s, he is like a Christmas tree!!!

Lulu : Ah ?? Christmas tree ???? why Christmas tree Ahmah?

Ahlian : Because they are dead from the root up and their balls are just for decoration purposes only!!!




J0K3 ThR33
I dunno whats wrong with me or that women just love telling me that they are having their period! So, now i m the period expert ledi izzit?

Just yesday, I got 3 of them telling me they got period and the way they described it was totally new to me!
The first one said :

This month mine is kinda different than usual ... It looks like Hung Tao sar (red bean paste) just a little bit darker!

Then the second one told me this :

I think I m gonna die of excessive blood lost! I went to toilet just now to change my pad and after I m done with it ... it looks like the scene of a mass murder!

The third one is even better! She even told me a story! She said :

Last time when I kena dengue fever ... I was so sick that I need to do blood transfusion, so my bf gave me lotsa his blood to save me.

After I recovered, I found out that this bastard has been cheating behind my back, so i dumped that bastard and refused to meet him nor take his calls. Then one day he mailed me a note saying :

"Since you refused to forgive me and take me back, I demand that your returned my blood that i donated to you"

Then I send him back a package, in the package I include a bloody sanitary pad of mine and a note saying :

"Dont worry! I will pay you back in monthly installments!!!"

If human can do it....Why cant they?

They can make xx***xx as well ^^

They too can be beggers

They can act like Tarzan too..


So If human can do it....Why cant they?

Men Are Hard To Please

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u share this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

Students are naughty ^^

When Ms Woo was on her way to her class, 2E5, she noticed the
intolerable
noise they have made. Thus, she decided to confront those who were
misbehaving.

Ms Woo: How many times do I need to tell you, DON'T BE SO NOISY
especially
when the teacher's not in class?? Who was the one who make so much
noise?!
You better stand up before everyone gets it.

Felix: "Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up,
Please
Stand Up..." (Eminem)

Ms Woo: You again!! Can you DON'T PLAY A FOOL??

Felix: "Can't believe I'm the Fool again~" (Westlife)

Ms Woo: Do you want me to beat you??

Class: "Hit me Baby One More Time!" (Britney)

Ms Woo: What did u say??

Eugene: "WHAT?!" (Stone Cold)

Ms Woo: Are you out of your head??

Kai Ying: "I can't Get you Outta my Head~" (Kylie Minogue)

Ms Woo: Who do you think you are??

Eugene: "I'm a Genie in a Bottle~" (Christina Aguilera)

Ms Woo: DON'T BE RUDE!! How many F9s do you all want??

Class: "1, 2, 345, Everybody in the House, so Come'on let 's Ride.."
(Lou
Bega)

Ms Woo: Do you all have to do this?? What else you all do?!

Class: "Sometimes I run, Sometimes I hide..." (Britney)

Ms Woo: Do you all think this is a party??

Class: "I'm Coming Up so you Better Get the Party Started!" (Pink)

Ms Woo: I want all of you to go for detention tomorrow morning!!

Class: "Every Morning they're a Hello..." (Sugar Ray)

Ms Woo: No!! I want everyone of you to go for detention EVERYDAY!!

Class: "Everyday I Love You~" (Boyzone)

Ms Woo: Felix, Eugene and Kai Ying!! You 3 come alone and see me after
school!!

Eugene: "Show me the Meaning, of Being Lonely" (BSB)

Ms Woo: Okay Eugene!! Now only you have to come and see me
personally!!
Felix and Kai Ying need not!! It's gonna be only 2 of us!!

Eugene: "Just the Two of Us..." (Will Smith)

Ms Woo: Do you want to SHUTTUP before I bring you to Mr Fauzi??

Class: "You Say it Best, when you Say Nothing At All..." (Ronan
Keating)

Ms Woo: I want all of you to promise not to give me anymore trouble!!

Class: "This I Promise You... Woo~ I Promise You..." (*NSYNC)

Ms Woo: Make sure you all DON'T give me trouble again!!

Class: "Oops!! I Did it Again!!" (Britney)

Ms Woo: DON'T BE RUDE AR!!

Kai Ying: "There she Goes... There she Goes Again~" (Sixpence None The
Richer)

Ms Woo: I'm leaving now!!

Class: "BYE BYE BYE!!" (*NSYNC)

Ciplak and ciplak~!

So ,if all those i mentioned before still not enough to prove that Malaysia boleh,how about this?

Before proceeding to read,please click here



U faint, I faint!
Semua pengsan :P

Original Starbucks

Geez...What a crap~!

=_______________="

Malaysia Boleh~!

If you happen to read on kennysia.com, you will know that Negaraku is adapted from "Mamula Moon". It was a 1940s Hawaiian love song, but the chorus sounded eerily similar to the tune of our national anthem "Negaraku".
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcNnHEsFM0
I'm not namewee obviously.Hence, I'm not going to give any comments on anything regarding this.
Besides,Kenny Sia also pointed out at the flags.

And,Malaysia's national flower is the hibiscus.Hawaii's official state flower is also the hibiscus.

So,what is there on your mind?

I will say nothing about this.

Source:http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/09/one_big_fat_fre.php

Few more things I do want to show and I will come out with conclusion.

This have been around for a while... a spanish user of Windows Vista has discovered a photo with 3 people on his Windows Vista DVD. According to Microsoft, the photo acts as a digital watermark to make it more difficult to replicate a Windows Vista DVD. Have a look:







Can you see it yet?





Cool huh? Well, Microsoft commented that the digital watermark will make it more difficult for pirates to replicate a Windows DVD... looks like those pirates are more resourceful... they came out with thier own watermark. Here's what I discovered:







Can you see it yet?





Source:http://ivanchoe.blogspot.com/2007/08/windows-vista-digital-watermark.html


So,what so surprise if there is kawanster.com?

So,why tell me you are surprise that Perodua Myvi is actually the ciplak of Daihatsu Boon?

This is the original Daihatsu Boon.

Malaysia boleh.Thats what you should proud of.

Laugh Off The Day :P

Small talk:
Accidentally came across with this lame joke forwarded by my friends years ago.Enjoy your day.

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?


PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?


PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?


PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ..........


Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?


PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct
or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?


PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn
................................ you go and dig your nose in front of
your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!


Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.


PCK : Aiyah ...... Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world! also ah!!!

Engrish

Lets face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

*repost*

Wa piang~Like That also can a?

HEY HEY YOU YOU~~
I DON'T LIKE your Friendster...
NO WAY NO WAY...
I think YOU need a new one...

Let's try out on hamster.com perhaps?
or even better.. kawanster.com

When I first saw this...my 1st reaction was
What the FROG?

kawanster.com is the Malay version of friendster.

This is the founder of kawanster.com

No offence to the founder of kawanster.com but isn't it a bit odd of calling it kawanster.
You copy the friendster site's functions and name also copy from the friendster.
walao....but you did a great job....really...No one on earth will do great things like this.

Since there is kawanster.com, no doubt rempitster.com or gangster.com will out soon.
Just wait patiently and you can get opportunity to join these special "sters" ,friend-making site.


-Jason-

Disturbia

Sinopsis:
After his father's death, Kale Brecht becomes sullen, withdrawn, and troubled -- so much so that he finds himself under a court-ordered sentence of house arrest after a run in with the law. His mother, Julie, works night and day to support herself and her son, only to be met with indifference and lethargy. The walls of his house begin to close in on Kale. He becomes a voyeur as his interests turn outside the windows of his suburban home towards those of his neighbors, one of which Kale begins to suspect is a serial killer. But, are his suspicions merely the product of cabin fever and his overactive imagination?

Comment: It is a nice movie.Besides the hot babe, Sarah Roemer, the plot of the story
undoubtedly make the movie full of suspense.I give it a 4/5 rating :P

Cast:

Shia LaBeouf as Kale

Sarah Roemer as Ashley

Aaron Yoo as Ronnie

David Morse as Mr Turner

Director:

D.J. Caruso

Writers (WGA):

Christopher B. Landon (screenplay) and
Carl Ellsworth (screenplay) ...

Release Date:

26 July 2007 (Malaysia)

Genre:

Horror / Thriller

Tagline:

Every killer lives next door to someone

Some snapshots of the movie

So better watch it IF you haven't!