A Joke To Crack Off The Routine Day

One day, a teacher went into a class and told the students,
"Today, we will be playing a game."
"What kind of game, Teacher?"
"When I mention 1 word, you will have to tell me the opposite of the word."
"Oh.Ok!"
"Start now!"
The students listened carefully to what the teacher was going to say.
"Black"
"White"
"Expensive
"Cheap"
"Finish"
"Start"
"Hot"
"Cold"
"Poor"
"Rich"
"Bush"(green grass)
"Osama"
"Wrong"
"Right"
"I said you were wrong!"
"You said we were right!"
"No,I didn't!"
"Yes,You did!
"Shut your mouth now or I will punish you!"
"Open my mouth later or you will reward me!"
"I said the game end here!"
"You said the game start there!"
"Can't you understand ?The game is OVER now!"
"Can I understand ? The game is starting now!"
"Oh My God!"
"Oh your ghost!"
"Idiot"
"Genius"
"Stupid"
"Clever"
"Silence!"
"Noisy!"
"Stop and listen to me!"
"Continue and ignore you!"

The next moment, the teacher was lying on the floor.
The students continued the game,thinking that the teacher was indicating them the word of "fainted"

"Awaken!"

Love is Mathematics?

I came across this poem from a blog.Kinda interesting.Hope can cheer up your day for today.=)


Love is a form of Mathematics
So let me..
Subtract your loneliness,
Add fun to your life,
Divide all your sorrows
multiply your joys
Log all your pains
and
Exponential your happiness!!

What's so SPECIAL about girls? =)

There is a saying in cantonese, mentioning that there are only 2 things in this world that affecting men, girls(women) and money.
I accidentally came across to this picture my friend sent me years ago.
Let' see the bond between girls and money.
LOL!Hope you enjoy it.

The Weird Sun Of Yesterday

Something wrong with the sun....It was surrounded by black shadow...Weird yet
Kinda memorable.... ^^v

The link to the video on this weird scene :

http://dream5518.multiply.com/video/item/2

Engrish or English?

The standard of Engerish English is getting ” BETTER” and “BETTER” nowadays. I’ve been flipping through all those funny Engerish English all over the world.

Let’s see some of these i came across a while ago.

The signboard tells us “It is ancient to pack photo”.

I kinda agree with that since nowadays human being TAKE PHOTO and not packing photo.It is understandable since only ancient people pack photo.Modern people like us take photos.Hmm, nice try.

“Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying.Thanks for your corporation”

WOW .Those uncountable mistakes(actually is countable, i just kinda lazy to point up my little fingers and count 1, 2 ,3…..)1st, how come the “K” in every Keep in that sentence must be capital letter?The spelling of cooperation is TOO RIDICULOUS as long as it sounds the same is OK for them.Wtf? “Keep table cleaned after dying” means after you die, you must keep the table clean.Is there any resurrection stones or resurrection skills in this world?Hah!Perhaps, the restaurant got their own shaman to resurrect every single customer that eat their food and die on spot and the shaman will resurrect them just to clean up the table and kill them again after they had done the cleaning.

“Touching Wires Causes Instant Death $200 Fine“

There is no exceptional of not paying the fine for touching the wires even if you are dead.

“No Smorking”

I’m sure the signboard is telling us not to smork smoke.

“Auto Rock”

The japaneses are great in inventing weird thingy aren’t they? The door will auto rock instead of auto lock.When you close the door, the door will shake up and down , right and left automatically.What a great invention.No wonder Malaysia launched the programme called ” Pandang Ke Timur” Gambateh JAPANESES!