If human can do it....Why cant they?

They can make xx***xx as well ^^

They too can be beggers

They can act like Tarzan too..


So If human can do it....Why cant they?

Men Are Hard To Please

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u share this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

Ciplak and ciplak~!

So ,if all those i mentioned before still not enough to prove that Malaysia boleh,how about this?

Before proceeding to read,please click here



U faint, I faint!
Semua pengsan :P

Original Starbucks

Geez...What a crap~!

=_______________="

Malaysia Boleh~!

If you happen to read on kennysia.com, you will know that Negaraku is adapted from "Mamula Moon". It was a 1940s Hawaiian love song, but the chorus sounded eerily similar to the tune of our national anthem "Negaraku".
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcNnHEsFM0
I'm not namewee obviously.Hence, I'm not going to give any comments on anything regarding this.
Besides,Kenny Sia also pointed out at the flags.

And,Malaysia's national flower is the hibiscus.Hawaii's official state flower is also the hibiscus.

So,what is there on your mind?

I will say nothing about this.

Source:http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/09/one_big_fat_fre.php

Few more things I do want to show and I will come out with conclusion.

This have been around for a while... a spanish user of Windows Vista has discovered a photo with 3 people on his Windows Vista DVD. According to Microsoft, the photo acts as a digital watermark to make it more difficult to replicate a Windows Vista DVD. Have a look:







Can you see it yet?





Cool huh? Well, Microsoft commented that the digital watermark will make it more difficult for pirates to replicate a Windows DVD... looks like those pirates are more resourceful... they came out with thier own watermark. Here's what I discovered:







Can you see it yet?





Source:http://ivanchoe.blogspot.com/2007/08/windows-vista-digital-watermark.html


So,what so surprise if there is kawanster.com?

So,why tell me you are surprise that Perodua Myvi is actually the ciplak of Daihatsu Boon?

This is the original Daihatsu Boon.

Malaysia boleh.Thats what you should proud of.

Wa piang~Like That also can a?

HEY HEY YOU YOU~~
I DON'T LIKE your Friendster...
NO WAY NO WAY...
I think YOU need a new one...

Let's try out on hamster.com perhaps?
or even better.. kawanster.com

When I first saw this...my 1st reaction was
What the FROG?

kawanster.com is the Malay version of friendster.

This is the founder of kawanster.com

No offence to the founder of kawanster.com but isn't it a bit odd of calling it kawanster.
You copy the friendster site's functions and name also copy from the friendster.
walao....but you did a great job....really...No one on earth will do great things like this.

Since there is kawanster.com, no doubt rempitster.com or gangster.com will out soon.
Just wait patiently and you can get opportunity to join these special "sters" ,friend-making site.


-Jason-

Unique University In Malaysia

Have you guys ever heard of unimap?
Of formerly known as Kukum.
If you never heard of them, you must be living under the stone.
They are famous.
They should get themselves in the Malaysia Book Of Record or even Ripleys Believe It Or Not.

They changed from this to

this!

Click these to enlarge and read it ! :)

Still didnt get me?
Read further and you will understand more.
UniMAP brings the meaning of University Malaysia Perlis.
Instead of bringing the meaning of University Malaysia Perlis ,
local residents call it University withMAP(UniMAP) because its buildings are all around in Perlis and the students have to use map in order to reach their campuses on time :)

Click the map below to see it..



One at the north...one at the south...one at the west....and one in the east....
They should be listed in Malaysia Book Of Record or even Ripleys Believe It Or Not as they are the 1st ever university that force students to use map to reach their campuses.
:P


*~Though their fee is reasonable and fair....suit those not-borning-with-a-silver-spoon-in-the-mouth students to the ground~*
All the above is just a joke.I'm not namewee and not acting as one.No offence :)