Men Are Hard To Please

Men Are Hard To Please
男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u share this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

Malaysia Boleh~!

If you happen to read on kennysia.com, you will know that Negaraku is adapted from "Mamula Moon". It was a 1940s Hawaiian love song, but the chorus sounded eerily similar to the tune of our national anthem "Negaraku".
Link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPcNnHEsFM0
I'm not namewee obviously.Hence, I'm not going to give any comments on anything regarding this.
Besides,Kenny Sia also pointed out at the flags.

And,Malaysia's national flower is the hibiscus.Hawaii's official state flower is also the hibiscus.

So,what is there on your mind?

I will say nothing about this.

Source:http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/09/one_big_fat_fre.php

Few more things I do want to show and I will come out with conclusion.

This have been around for a while... a spanish user of Windows Vista has discovered a photo with 3 people on his Windows Vista DVD. According to Microsoft, the photo acts as a digital watermark to make it more difficult to replicate a Windows Vista DVD. Have a look:







Can you see it yet?





Cool huh? Well, Microsoft commented that the digital watermark will make it more difficult for pirates to replicate a Windows DVD... looks like those pirates are more resourceful... they came out with thier own watermark. Here's what I discovered:







Can you see it yet?





Source:http://ivanchoe.blogspot.com/2007/08/windows-vista-digital-watermark.html


So,what so surprise if there is kawanster.com?

So,why tell me you are surprise that Perodua Myvi is actually the ciplak of Daihatsu Boon?

This is the original Daihatsu Boon.

Malaysia boleh.Thats what you should proud of.

Unique University In Malaysia

Have you guys ever heard of unimap?
Of formerly known as Kukum.
If you never heard of them, you must be living under the stone.
They are famous.
They should get themselves in the Malaysia Book Of Record or even Ripleys Believe It Or Not.

They changed from this to

this!

Click these to enlarge and read it ! :)

Still didnt get me?
Read further and you will understand more.
UniMAP brings the meaning of University Malaysia Perlis.
Instead of bringing the meaning of University Malaysia Perlis ,
local residents call it University withMAP(UniMAP) because its buildings are all around in Perlis and the students have to use map in order to reach their campuses on time :)

Click the map below to see it..



One at the north...one at the south...one at the west....and one in the east....
They should be listed in Malaysia Book Of Record or even Ripleys Believe It Or Not as they are the 1st ever university that force students to use map to reach their campuses.
:P


*~Though their fee is reasonable and fair....suit those not-borning-with-a-silver-spoon-in-the-mouth students to the ground~*
All the above is just a joke.I'm not namewee and not acting as one.No offence :)

How lucky our dogs are....

I was feeding my dog.
Suddenly something cross over my mind.
Since dog food only available years ago, what do stone age dog feed on?
Bones?

If owner say yes, dog will never bark saying No.

Poor dog

Now, we have various kind of dog food available in the market,
the famous 1 for now is undoubtedly the Pedigree
Ops, don't get me wrong.
Is not the Wrestler from WWE,Triple H' s Pedigree

Obviously, the pedigree I mean is not this 1 :)
Triple H sure love people to put their head on his
*tut* and smell his *tut*

The pedigree I meant is this!
How the hell does they know it is the best for dog?
They can speak to the dog?

Fulamak...Even available in different version ler.. Adult dog version?
Under 18yo dogs are not allowed to feed on this.It boost their sex activities perhaps?

And because of pedigree, our dogs become our boss :)

Ok boss!

And of course, I also came across with another brand of dog food. :)

So eat this, my dog can get all A's1 for SPM?

Because of these dog foods, owners started to pampered their dogs.

With nice container and a fake bone as toy.. how lucky our dogs are...
If you have no time to praise them,
buy them a container with words like "good dog".
They will be pleased:)
Or even let them play with the foods ..No big deal..
Rm 4.7 per packet..damm cheap

and this 1.....

You syok la...So enjoy. :(
And my money.....cham lo..haiz

Friends And Foes

So, I'm here.
There is no one at KS/CN Chatbox, not even doldol dodo.
I guess I will be spending my time here, writing craps again. :)
A quote from my tuition teacher suddenly lead me to a topic where i dreamed of writing it ages ago.

The one closest and nearest to you is actually the one most dangerous to you.

You know what?
I really agreed with him since I had seen so much of this kind of person in my schools, not to mention who though :P
I had been living in this world for 17 years, not very long and it certainly not a short period as well.I was told and taught by teacher about the do's and the don'ts and I had seen so much of different personalities and different kind of person in term of how they treat us.Friends, those who are our companion in school/work,sharing our laughter and tears,siding us when we are in hot water or someone treating you unfair.That's friend.Foes,on the other hand , are those preventing you to do this and that,treating you badly.Those are foes.Yet, are friends really as simple as that? 17 years of living in this materialistic world, i noticed everything start with "A" is not 100% ended with "Z".You know what I mean?

Among my friends, there is 1 particular girl who is kinda fond of attention of everyone especially guys.I never know how wicked she is till she showed her true personality.Everytime she get a single assignment or task to be done and there are failures during the process, she will be pointing her fingers at other people,insisting that she done her part and she is ALWAYS right.You see,even though this kind of attitude is quite annoying,we never hate her, scold her or insult her.There is a saying there that taught us not to think of her wrongs.Let bygone be bygone.But sometimes when you tolerate with her, thinking that she will learn her lessons 1 day and turn over a new leaf, YOU ARE WRONG.
There is a saying in malay that I think I should include in this post.
"Beri paha mahu betis."

You give a dog a drumstick.

The next moment, it demands more from you.

That's what i mean.
When you tolerate with her, she tends to do more annoying stuff to you.
She's having fun with it even though she knows that it really annoyed you.
What i gonna say here is, non of us(excluding an asshole that 100% trust her) really treat her as our friend.I don't think anyone out there can believe this when i tell you what she did in the past, treating those she called friends.
This particular bitch "babe" had a friend who treat her like real sister which I will call Miss Pig.When the bitch "babe" faces problem, the one that helping her is Miss Pig.When she need transportation to tuition or school, the one sending her to the destination is Miss Pig.Yet, as Miss Pig herself is a pleasant and kind lady, 3 guys falling in love with her simultaneously,attracting attention more than that particular bitch "babe".The bitch "babe" seemed to be jealous of Miss Pig and back stabbed her.She sms her friend telling bad things about Miss Pig.Jealousy is indeed the main cause of a broken bond.Everyone of our age could no longer stand her attitude posted various kind of comments on web.She posted in her blog as reply, telling us that she didn't do that(as usual la.. she is good in acting..most of us think that she at least deserve to be in Bollywood if Hollywood reject her.) and accusing ME that I'm the 1 starting to make stories around.Just for your information, I don't fancy socialising so I don't think I'm in good term with everyone.Too bad, as luck would have it, most of our friends turned out to be supporting me than the self-claimed-good-with-everyone bitch "babe".She said I m the 1 making rumour and she said she NEVER TALK ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANYONE BEHIND THAT PARTICULAR PERSON.Ok.Fine, I don't give a damm to such bitch "babe".Time flies, most of us no longer mention about this incident(only in public, we usually talk with each other regarding her " good deeds") .

Weeks later, we discovered something wrong about what she had claimed earlier.She told us something bad about a girl in our class(I thought she never talk something bad about someone behind them?).Then, most of my friends know that she was nothing than a poor slut actress.But,among us,there are still 2 person trusting every single bullshit came out from this bitch "babe".One is the asshole who fancy girl more than anyone else, the other one is someone i don't wish to describe and mention here because she is a friend of mine.So the dumb asshole here is a male who claimed himself good with everyone in our form.Too bad,he never knew that there are actually most of us even the one he fancy of, don't like what he is doing now.This asshole trusted every single thing came out from the bitch "babe" 's mouth even the bad thing about the girl he fancy.Idiot, that's the most effective word I can use to describe him.Actually, the bitch "babe" criticised him more than anyone else of our age.But then he never realised.Now, days ago, he told my friend who is going to participate a competiton with him to be prepared and stop make preparation in a happy-go-lucky way.He told that friend that most of us told him that that friend wasn't preparing well for the competition.You know what?Is actually the bitch "babe" that told him about every single fucking things about the competition.

Conclusion is friends that are closest to us tend to hurt and back stab us more than anyone else.
That's friends.
Foes are actually true friends make us hate them as they stopped us from doing this and that for our own sake.
Friends are actually enemy that keep dragging us to the entrance of hell :) They want us die.

How about foes?Miss Pig was once not in good term with other 2 ladies because of some problems.Now she finally notice that the 2 that she had not in good term of are actually the true friends that will never hurt her.The 2 that she had been in good term of ,back stabbed her not once but more times that she could imagine.

So, what I wanna tell reader is those treating you nice right now are not 100% true friends and those treating you badly are not 100% enemy.

You cant assume that durian with thorns are not tasty because

once you open it and you taste it, you know it is GREAT
Lemon may look nicer than durians but lemon is not as tasty as durian.

So Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover.
Check out the inner part before you make a conclusion about every single thing.

As for now, I'm kinda tired of having friends.

I rather have my doggie than good-in-acting-but-back-stabbed-you-behind friends.